i came here from outer space

p1ssblog:

I want a list of everyone who has ever masturbated to me

(Source: P1SS.us, via falconbrunch)

crapuccinos:

i am like a hexagon

all my hecks r gone

(via slapmytitties)

radmarco:

the doctor told me I only have 6 months to live maybe 12 if I get enough likes on facebook

(via slapmytitties)

elsenliberator:

jimbertimber:

welcome to tumblr dot com dont u dare make fun of gay people or people of color but feel free to make fun of vegans and white girls to the point that you are bastardizing them for doing nothing wrong !! remember we are all accepting here unless u are a vegan or white girl

or a christian or a hipster or a republican or p much anyone who doesn’t 100% agree with the Tumblr hivemind yeehaw

(via thatsmoderatelyraven)

yourfriendg00:

cute nicknames for your significant other:

• old sport
• old sport
• old sport
• old sport
• old sport
• old sport
• old sport

(via friskygrandma)

ponyta:

There are children playing outside of my house. Disgusting.

warningofimposter:

i can’t believe team rocket bought tumblr

(via hyminh)

gothlolita:

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names

(via hyminh)

sluttyoliveoil:

none of my original posts are getting notes today!! i need to be more relatable!!! the MOST relatable! haha breathing whats up with that

(via slapmytitties)